The acupuncture is getting odd, not disconcertingly odd, but definitely odd. The Dr. was spot on about certain things- he said I’d feel sleepy after the treatment, and yes, I did laze around the couch quite a bit more than usual at my parents’ house for Thanksgiving. One could argue it was due to my cleaning out the basement, discovery of the “True Blood” series on demand, or heavy doses of tryptophan, but I’d like to give the Dr. the benefit of the doubt.
The 1st time I went in they told me that the treatment requires me keeping relatively still for 28 minutes after they put in the needles. Yesterday, after the usual “You feel better, don’t you?” leading questions, the Dr. put in a slew of needles, and left the room.
And I behaved. I used the time to come up with the images to describe the sensation: it is as if some parts of, though not the entirety of your muscles, start to feel very heavy. Like they were injected with (non poisonous) lead. And after a while they feel like really thick pudding pooling out flat. It’s not unpleasant, but it does makes one feel tired.

But only so tired. I slept very well the previous night. The clock read 28 minutes, and I was ready for the Dr. to come in and send me on my way. Then the heat lamp went out. And I tried to meditate, and make up stories in my head, visualize what the beach in Bali’ll look like, and amuse myself while keeping perfectly still, but the time wasn’t passing very quickly. I had needles all around my calves and I couldn’t physically see how to get up without jabbing myself to yell out the door “Hello! I believe you may have forgotten about me! The nice warming lamp ran out 32 minutes ago! I got here at quarter to and now it’s 20 to! Did you run out for a slice or something? ”
When the Dr. finally came back he was very surprised to find me gingerly sitting up, plotting how to scootch to the door for the yell. When I mentioned that I had arrived over an hour earlier and I was concerned he had forgotten about me, he told me that sometimes it takes “a time and a half to work.” Fuzzy math? Or overly revved up New Yorker?